1. They who schedule many meetings have obscenely little of value to do. They who enjoy meetings have nothing of value to do.
2. When you feel you have to schedule a meeting, you have already failed. Go into it with this knowledge, and atone.
3. If you schedule a meeting to accomplish anything that could have been done with free project software or otherwise accomplished online, you have failed doubly.
4. Capacity for productive work falls exponentially during a meeting, but only increases logarithmically afterwards.
5. If you have called the meeting and speak more than all others attending combined, it is not a meeting.
6. It is okay to go to a meeting just for the snacks.

day is not the only reason to celebrate today. Remember that it is also Einstein’s birthday!

In order to learn something new about , go read this lovely post by John Baez.

I do love my coffee in the morning, sometimes even Bulletproof Coffee, but I guess I will have to change some habits.